Twelve Days of Christmas 
(ITALIANO VARIATION)

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A bowl full of parmesean cheese.

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two garlic cloves,
and a bowl full of parmesean cheese

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
three Pizza Pies,
two garlic cloves,
and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.

On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Four meatballs,
three Pizza Pies,
Two garlic cloves,
and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Five pasta fazool !!!!
Four meatballs,
three Pizza Pies,
Two garlic cloves,
and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Six pepperonis,
Five pasta fazool !!!!
Four meatballs,
three Pizza Pies,
Two garlic cloves,
and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven canellonis,
six pepperonis,
Five pasta fazool !!!!
Four meatballs,
three Pizza Pies,
Two garlic cloves,
and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight Uncle Tonies,
seven canellonis,
Six pepperonis,
Five pasta fazool !!!!
Four meatballs,
three Pizza Pies,
Two garlic cloves,
and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine Cousin Ginos,
eight Uncle Tonies,
Seven canellonis,
Six pepperonis,
Five pasta fazool !!!!
Four meatballs,
three Pizza Pies,
Two garlic cloves,
and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten glasses of vinos,
nine Cousin Ginos,
Eight Uncle Tonies,
Seven canellonis,
Six pepperonis,
Five pasta fazool !!!!
Four meatballs,
three Pizza Pies,
Two garlic cloves,
and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eleven Mama Mias!
Ten glasses of vinos,
Nine Cousin Ginos,
Eight Uncle Tonies,
Seven canellonis,
Six pepperonis,
Five pasta fazool !!!!
Four meatballs,
three Pizza Pies,
Two garlic cloves,
and s bowl full of parmesean cheese.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve dishes of spaghetti and cardoons.
Eleven Mama Mias!
Ten glasses of vinos,
Nine Cousin Ginos,
Eight Uncle Tonies,
Seven canellonis,
Six pepperonis,
Five pasta fazool !!!!
Four meatballs,
three Pizza Pies,
Two garlic cloves,
and a bowl full of parmesean cheese.

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A silly spoof song that I like is The 12 Days of Guido Christmas by the How-ya-doin’ guys.

On the first day of Christmas my paisan gave to me,

A ride in his IROC-Z.

On the second day of Christmas my paisan gave to me,

Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the third day of Christmas my paisan gave to me,

All tree Godfadda’s,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the fourth day of Christmas my paisan gave to me,

Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda’s,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the fifth day of Christmas my paisan gave to me,

Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda’s,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the sixth day of Christmas my paisan gave to me,

Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda’s,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the seventh day of Christmas my paisan gave to me,

Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda’s,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the eighth day of Christmas my paisan gave to me,

Eight how-ya-doin’s,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda’s,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the ninth day of Christmas my paisan gave to me,

Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight how-ya-doin’s,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda’s,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the tenth day of Christmas my paisan gave to me,

Ten new hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight how-ya-doin’s,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda’s,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my paisan gave to me,

Eleven Sinatra CDs,
Ten new hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight how-ya-doin’s,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda’s,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my paisan gave to me,

Twelve globs of hair gel,
Eleven Sinatra CDs,
Ten new hand gestures,
Nine balls-a-grabbing,
Eight how-ya-doin’s,
Seven Piazza jerseys,
Six Sergio Tacchinis,
Five pinky rings!
Four fresh cannolis,
All tree Godfadda’s,
Two guinea tees,
And a ride in his IROC-Z.

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The Twelve Days of Christmas song lyrics:

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